2025-2026 Membership
2025-2026 Membership
Membership Terms & Conditions
By purchasing a Die Happy Tonight Membership, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
Membership Privileges
Your membership is valid for 12 months from the date of purchase and is exclusive to the individual who made the purchase.
Membership benefits and privileges are non-transferable and may only be used by the registered Member.
Activation
Membership is activated immediately upon purchase, granting instant access to all Member benefits outlined in the membership package.
Refund Policy
All sales are final. Absolutely no refunds will be issued for any reason, including but not limited to dissatisfaction, unused benefits, or unforeseen circumstances.
House Rules Compliance
Members are required to strictly adhere to the House Rules at all times while attending events, gatherings, or utilizing any Member benefits.
House Rules are designed to ensure the comfort, safety, and enjoyment of all guests and staff.
Violations of the House Rules may result in immediate termination of membership without refund or recourse.
Conduct Expectations
Members are expected to maintain respectful and appropriate conduct at all times. Behavior deemed inappropriate, harmful, or disruptive by Management may result in immediate revocation of membership privileges.
The privacy and discretion of all guests and staff are paramount. Members must respect these boundaries at all times.
Membership Expiration
All benefits associated with membership will automatically terminate at the end of the 12-month period. Members must renew their membership to continue access to privileges.
Changes to Membership Terms
Die Happy Tonight reserves the right to update or modify membership benefits, terms, and conditions at any time. Members will be notified of any significant changes.
Legal Compliance
Membership is subject to all applicable local, state, and federal laws. Members are required to comply with these laws in addition to the House Rules.
By purchasing a membership, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms and conditions. Failure to adhere to these terms may result in the loss of membership privileges.
For any questions or clarifications regarding membership, please contact our team directly.